Tommy went to Social Security to apply for his benefits. The woman behind the counter asked for his driver’s license to verify his age, but he had left his wallet home. He told her that he had to go home and would return later.
The woman said: “No, wait… Unbutton your shirt.”
And so he did, revealing the curly, gray hair on his chest. “The gray hair is quite enough proof for me,” she said and continued with his application form.
When Tommy got home, he told his wife what had happened.
“You should have taken your pants off,” she said, “Maybe you would have qualified for disability benefits too!”
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